What If Nicolas Cage Played Every Role In ‘Game Of Thrones’?

At the risk of sounding too cult-ish, it’s our opinion, here at Rattling the Cage, that pretty much any screen media is improved with the addition of Nicolas Cage. The bold choices, the commitment to doing something, has earned Cage the reputation for elevating—or at least starkly defining—the movies he’s in.

It can be fun to speculate about whether or not a movie or show would have been better with Nicolas Cage in it. Hell, fellow podcast How Did This Get Made? devotes a whole segment to deciding whether a movie with Cage in the lead.

One…let’s say “intrepid” Nicolas Cage fan decided to take this amusing armchair casting exercise and stretch it out to the extreme. Over on Cage subreddit r/OneTrueGod, user CarlosDanger100 took a crack at imagining what it would be like if Nic Cage played pretty much every role in HBO’s massively popular Game of Thrones.

Some of the photoshops are funny, some are janky as hell, and some, frankly, are perfect.

Margaery Tyrell

We haven’t seen Cage be super seductive in awhile, so maybe this is the way to do it.

Ramsay Bolton

Watching Nic Cage go full-on Bad Lieutentant: Port of Call New Orleans while torturing people? Yes, please.

Hodor

Now I can’t stop thinking about his Wicker Man character getting the Hodor treatment, and watching “How did it burn?” eventually mutate into “Hoburn.”

Varys

Playing a master of spies requires a certain…restraint. This wouldn’t be the first role we’d pick Cage for.

Petyr Baelish

Honestly, here for it.

Sansa Stark

As we’ve discussed before in podcasts about Mandy and Vampire’s Kiss, Cage has a tendency to earn his zaniest choices with a slow burn. And who’s had a slower burn than Sansa?

Ned Stark

The only downside to this casting would be how many people would simply stop watching the show after Cage’s Ned died.

Melisandre

As we learned in our Mandy podcast, Cage originally wanted to play the cult leader role. With Melisandre, he’d finally get the chance to play a religious zealot.

Sandor “The Hound” Clegane

Cage as a hyper-violent, trash-talking power knight? Sign me up. 

Brienne of Tarth

See above re: The Hound, except with more expressed vulnerability. I’m still on board.

Samwell Tarly

I’m not convinced in this one. As we found in Astro Boy, Cage is underused in supporting, smart guy roles.

Jaime Lannister

Jamie runs a gamut of emotions throughout the series, and I’d love to see Cage play each and every one of them. Imagine Cage doing the hand-chopping scene. I mean, come on.

Cersei Lannister

I’m getting some serious Kick-Ass vibes from the idea of Cage playing a perpetually grieving parent with seriously unhealthy coping mechanisms.

Jorah Mormont

Maybe it’s just because of the jankiness of the photoshop here, but I’m having a hard time buying this one.

Bran Stark

Okay, I admit that it’s a tough sell to have Cage play a kid. But let’s just let Walk Hard rules apply here, and roll with it. And boy, do I ever want to see Cage play a kid discovering all of his various magical powers.

Robb Stark

Would I swear my allegiance to Nic Cage as the true King of the North? You bet I would.

Stannis Baratheon

All joking aside, I completely buy this one. And that photoshop is pretty much perfect.

Joffrey Baratheon

Imagine all of that snivelling and gasping and choking and dying, but Nic Cage instead. Pretty amazing, right?

Tyrion Lannister

It seems like the hair really tested CarlosDanger100’s photoshopping skills. I’m not saying I could do any better, but I’m just having a hard time picturing Cage in this particular role.

Daenerys Targaryen

I’m not saying that Cage has a history of charismatically leading hordes of people to worship him but…*gestures at this site*

Ser Davos Seaworth

With all due respect to Cage, I see better opportunities for his skills than playing this brooding, illiterate knight.

Arya Stark

Of all the Stark kids, this is the Cage casting I could most get behind. Like I mentioned before, it’s all about the slow burn, and I’d love to see him grow into full-on assassin mode.

Theon Greyjoy

Bizarre photoshop aside, I’m confident Cage would nail the tragic and perpetually-tortured Theon.

Ygritte

My kingdom for a soundclip of Nic Cage shouting “You know nothing, Jon Snow!” Make it happen, and it’ll be my ringtone forever.

*Editor’s note – Dylan used this expression wrong, but we’re keeping it in. See below.

Khal Drogo

While I’m certainly on board for seeing if Cage can still get into Ghost Rider-level shape, I’m having a hard time buying him as a hunky horselord.

Also, this photoshop looks like an Elder Scrolls: Oblivion NPC, and it’s haunting me.

Jon Snow

As much fun as it would be to see Cage in the lead of the series, it’s feeling a little bit too Season of the Witch to me to have him in this role.

Tywin Lannister

I’m going to pass on this one. Not because I don’t think that Cage has the right gravitas and spite to play Tywin, but just because Charles Dance was actually perfect.

Oberyn Martell

My main reason for saying “yes” to this one is because I just want a rehash of Drive Angry, where everybody in-universe sees Cage’s Oberyn as the sexiest thing in the world, despite all the evidence to the contrary.

Catelyn Stark

Catelyn was probably a bit too low-key for Cage to really sink his teeth into her. But, if Game of Thrones had actually gotten into the books’ Lady Stoneheart storyline, I might have been more keen to have Cage play her.

Bronn

While this would definitely be a bit of fun stunt-casting, I think Cage’s skillset is better suited elsewhere.

What do you think? Which Game of Thrones role would be best elevated by casting Nicolas Cage?

Credit – CarlosDanger100 on Reddit
h/t – My Modern Met


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Dylan Clark-Moore joined Rattling The Cage because talking about Nic Cage’s personality is way easier than forming his own. You can find him on Twitter, Instagram, and Letterboxd.

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